According to the book description of “External
Affairs is an action packed, sexual drama police story that unfolds on the suburban streets of Long Island;
home to Jerry Seinfeld, Howard Stern, Lindsay Lohan, and the Baldwin brothers. External Affairs features Nassau County police
officers who handle a myriad of police calls for assistance. In between those calls they behave like the
guys from Entourage and fornicate like the Desperate Housewives, with the local overly friendly Massapequa neighborhood "MILFS".
The story is an action packed, highly sexual romp, reminiscent in style to Joseph Wambaughs' Choir Boys. It
details the unique style of policing, madcap antics, and sexual exploits of police officer/ring leader Tony DeFrancisco and
his three drinking and carousing police cohorts.”