According to the book description of
Real Cops, “The
Depression. America stops eating. Teachers drop
in classrooms from hunger.Lee Childress, a
23-year-old farm boy turned lawyer cannot find
work.
Nobody is hiring. The military refuses
recruits. Lee discovers the small and
little-known FBI. It is a mess. 266 virginal
young lawyers and accountants, without guns or
arrest powers, join cynical older agents.
Thrown together, they hunt Tommy gun killers.
Honest folks and crooks together laugh at
this baby FBI.Lee joins because he needs a
job.Bank robbers rip open the Midwest.
Kidnappings for ransom happen twice a day.
Corrupt politicians control entire cities and
protect gangsters hiding out.
Local police receive low pay and less
support. They buy their own guns and use the
family car for patrol. Their authority stops at
the town line. The gangsters enjoy bulletproof
cars, automatic weapons and networks of crooked
lawyers and doctors to protect them.
The bank robber, Pretty Boy Floyd, kills cops
in the Kansas City Massacre. Two veteran agents
and Lee hunt Pretty Boy Floyd through the dark
and isolated Ozark Mountains. They move
undercover through villages that support Floyd
as a Robin Hood.
The chase strains Lee's nerves. The agents
hide, eat and sleep in secret. A mountain
gunfight breaks out. The agents barely escape.
The FBI boss, J. Edgar Hoover, vows to erase
the killers like Dillinger and Baby Face
Nelson. These killers write their names in
blood on the streets. Lee descends into a
nervous breakdown, wild sex and alcoholism,
steeling himself for the final showdown."
According to the book description of
Dancing Max Hits Guadalcanal or When in Doubt,
Rhumba ,
"I, Max Royster, am teaching the crew of the
good ship Laura Nyro how to rhumba when
terrorist from the South Pacific island of
Guadalcanal take my daughter hostage.
Suddenly,I am her only hope of rescue.
According to the book description of
Love Finds Max Royster at Christmas or
Kissing in the Slush After Sixty “Cold
grips Manhattan.
The city throws a Unity Holiday Party, a
dancing street fair to bring all together. I,
Max, 62, meet and flirt with a dark blonde
beauty named Peg, a barmaid with no illusions
left. Her looks and slangy streetwise talk hold
me. At my age, she makes me smolder and feel 24
again.
No matter what it takes, I want her for mine.
But the plan smashes when a drunken Black man
fights with a White rookie cop. The Black man
dies and everyone hollers their own ideas about
what really happened. Seeing a chance to hit
big on a settlement, I summon Nancy, a hooligan
street-fighter with a lawyer's ticket. This
kind of death means cash.
Peg is the only witness to the struggle
between the drunken man and the cop. If I can
run this, I can stop hustling forever. Skip,
another lawyer, Black, my nemesis-father
figure, always scheming, hijacks Peg for his
reward. His bodyguard, Joey, beats me in a
fight.
The FBI and the radical group SAP -Stop
Police Action- jump into this case. Trying to
out-dance them, I go undercover in SAP and live
like a radical. Through freezing stakeout
nights and bitter dawns, I must find Peg and
love at Christmas."
According to the book description of
Max Wisecracks Hollywood or Foxtrotting for
Justice, "I, Max Royster, cannot run
fifty yards or see my own feet under a beer
belly. Pushing 64-years old, I struggle to
rebuild, after the New York cops fired me for
depression and hijacked my pension. Like
everything else sliding around loose, I wind up
in Hollywood, California.
By chance, I see a female Black LAPD cop
grapple with a homeless woman, an ex-Blaxploitation
film actress who 40-years ago turned Civil
Rights radical.
The homeless woman dies. Sidewalk Angelenos
heave rocks and bottles in protest.
Los Angeles screams. Cops retreat and haul me
to the station. An ambitious Deputy District
Attorney and the hard-charging FBI play
tug-of-war-witness over my fast-aging body.
Everyone wants to jail me as a material witness
for trial. To stay clear, I go underground with
a cryptic Hollywood beauty and learn much on
the floor of her apartment. The media turns up
the heat. The G-men freeze my cash.
All that I have left are my wits and the cash
in my bluejeans."
According to the book description of Can
Showbizzers Crush Crime?, “ Can
Max Royster, fired from the NYPD for mental
disease, on crutches, train a ragtag group of
performers, his Showbizzers, to use their
skills and bodies to stop a genius crime lord
in the High Desert town of Basta, California?
***** Bounced from the New York cops for mental
disease and on crutches from rescuing a
kidnapped debutante, I, Max Royster, cannot
handle another Manhattan slush winter.
Freezing, grieving my lost shield, I hobble
aboard an Amtrak train. America passes by
outside my window. When we reach the California
desert, my spirits rise. Hope for a new life
makes me exit in the small sandy town of Basta.
The sun and beauty cheer me. But the town
suffers from crime. A thug mugs me, taking my
cash and ID. That turns me sad again. A group
that I dub "My Showbizzers" - out-of-work
dancers, actresses, dog trainers and writers -
rescue me. They remind me of my
live-for-the-moment cronies back in Manhattan,
"The Playpen Irregulars."
Thrilled by their energy, I fall in love with
Koy, a beautiful Asian dog-handler. Some Basta
deputies duck work or bully innocents. Their
sloppiness angers and frustrates me, and their
laziness helps a local criminal genius,
Crostwaite, rob a bank. Inspiration hits me. My
Showbizzers have many skills. Maybe they could
use those talents and creativity to fight
crime.
They might do better than some lazy deputies.
Nobody else believes in my idea. Locals mock
me. The sheriff and the FBI block me. But I
force myself to push my idea forward, while my
Showbizzers must fight their own bias against
government and rules. But when Crostwaite
starts killing, I train my Showbizzers. They go
undercover. Their beautiful bodies use sex as a
weapon. Koy trains dogs to burgle homes and
seize evidence. To avenge his childhood of
horrors, Crostwaite vows to destroy Basta.
Frightened but passionate, without guns, power
or respect, my Showbizzers and I risk
everything to stop Crostwaite Our deadly
showdown will answer the question once and for
all: Can Showbizzers Crush Crime? "
According to the book description of
Funny Bunny Hunts the Horn Bug, “To
catch a sex killer targeting Upper East Side
beauties, misfit NYPD cop Max Royer goes
undercover...as an NYPD cop! "It's a great
read. There is nothing fake about this book. It
is authentic. The characters seem like real
people that you'll never forget. The NYPD
politics ring true, just as insane as when I
was there. This book deserves to be read and
re-read and studied as criminal justice
literature." ~ Daniel Vona (Deputy
Commissioner, NYPD [Ret.])"
According to the book description of The
Gypsy Twist, “"Max
looked carefully at the dead boy, reminding
himself that most murder victims looked very
young and surprised when their bodies were
found, as if life had suddenly rushed up and
taken them unawares." - Shattered after a gang
attack in Central Park, misfit NYPD Officer Max
Royster accepts a free-lance assignment to
track down a serial killer preying upon wealthy
private school students. In the course of his
cross-country investigation, Max discovers that
not all predators are born alike."