Vonn Auld
Kopp is the pseudonym for a police officer whose 32 year law enforcement career included spending the last 23 years in the
Houston Police Department homicide division. Vonn Auld Kopp is the author of
Homicidal Humor.
According
to the book description of Homicidal Humor,
“Welcome to the world of urban police legend and lore. If I had firsthand
knowledge of the events described herein, I would be hauled before both federal and state investigative grand juries. What
I have actually done here is record stories told to me by cops from all over this country. For
three decades I have collected confessions, bizarre stories, statements and lies that were told to me. If someone I encountered
on the street made an odd or enlightening statement, I made a note of it in a journal I kept at home. Included is a bit of
an insight into the thought processes of pimps, drug addicts and street vermin. Every real cop I have ever known had stories
like these. I just took the time to write them down.
The stories
found herein have been compiled and put into settings along the Texas Gulf Coast. The individuals named and the locations
alluded to are fictitious. You might say that the names have been changed to protect the imbeciles. Only the chapters regarding
quotes, street terms, and Ronnie Beck are true. The rest were created for entertainment purposes only.”
